1 00:01:05,434 --> 00:01:06,947 Careful, mam. It's bloody hot. 2 00:01:07,976 --> 00:01:09,017 You were saying? 3 00:01:12,515 --> 00:01:14,052 My... 4 00:01:14,118 --> 00:01:16,655 husband is... 5 00:01:16,722 --> 00:01:18,758 lost. Missing. 6 00:01:18,825 --> 00:01:20,661 Here in Crouch End? 7 00:03:00,923 --> 00:03:03,594 Oh, Mr. Freeman. 8 00:03:03,660 --> 00:03:05,564 Mrs. Freeman. 9 00:03:05,630 --> 00:03:08,101 Shall I call a porter to help you with those bags? 10 00:03:08,168 --> 00:03:09,562 - No, thank you. - Ok. 11 00:03:09,635 --> 00:03:11,114 I do have a message for you, sir. 12 00:03:11,172 --> 00:03:13,842 The caller did insist that I give it to you as soon as you returned. 13 00:03:13,915 --> 00:03:14,844 Here. 14 00:03:14,918 --> 00:03:16,843 - Oh, why, thank you. - Thank you. 15 00:03:16,922 --> 00:03:18,617 - Have a wonderful day. - You, too. 16 00:03:18,681 --> 00:03:19,882 Good-bye. 17 00:03:22,791 --> 00:03:24,186 Oh. 18 00:03:24,263 --> 00:03:25,430 Hello. 19 00:03:25,493 --> 00:03:27,230 Pardon us. 20 00:03:31,103 --> 00:03:32,141 What floor? 21 00:03:32,207 --> 00:03:34,171 9. But I'll do it. 22 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:35,805 Not a problem. 23 00:03:40,955 --> 00:03:43,494 No! Don't push... 24 00:03:45,131 --> 00:03:47,332 it. 25 00:03:48,969 --> 00:03:53,443 My wife grew up on a dairy farm in Wisconsin. 26 00:03:53,517 --> 00:03:56,451 Elevators are still a mystery to her. 27 00:03:56,526 --> 00:03:57,780 I'm superstitious 28 00:03:57,855 --> 00:04:00,258 about pushing the elevator button twice. 29 00:04:00,330 --> 00:04:02,191 They say that it's bad luck. 30 00:04:02,276 --> 00:04:05,397 Never hurts to be careful, does it, dearie? 31 00:04:07,445 --> 00:04:09,575 I cannot believe I did that. 32 00:04:09,652 --> 00:04:11,106 It was so embarrassing. 33 00:04:11,182 --> 00:04:13,813 No. No, it's fine. 34 00:04:13,888 --> 00:04:16,759 I hear that the British love Americans coming over here 35 00:04:16,825 --> 00:04:20,467 and scaring their old people into an early grave. 36 00:04:21,873 --> 00:04:23,531 You did this. 37 00:04:23,608 --> 00:04:26,941 All lawyers are romantic cripples, you know. 38 00:04:27,013 --> 00:04:29,585 They're beautiful. 39 00:04:29,648 --> 00:04:30,786 Mmm. 40 00:04:30,852 --> 00:04:32,920 So are you. 41 00:04:32,995 --> 00:04:34,823 Thank you. 42 00:04:41,342 --> 00:04:44,272 My mother told me to marry Anita Fenburg. 43 00:04:44,350 --> 00:04:45,376 Oh. 44 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:46,817 But I couldn't get my head around 45 00:04:46,881 --> 00:04:50,086 spending the rest of my life trapped with someone 46 00:04:50,158 --> 00:04:54,033 Whose last name translates into "swamp city". 47 00:04:54,098 --> 00:04:57,340 Well, look at you now, 48 00:04:57,405 --> 00:04:58,842 Mr. Free-Man. 49 00:05:00,909 --> 00:05:02,709 You got caught. 50 00:05:03,816 --> 00:05:05,885 No. 51 00:05:05,959 --> 00:05:07,890 I surrendered. 52 00:05:07,964 --> 00:05:09,561 We keep doing this, 53 00:05:09,628 --> 00:05:13,269 we're never gonna get to the Victoria and Albert museum. 54 00:05:13,333 --> 00:05:15,203 I'm devastated. 55 00:05:18,844 --> 00:05:21,815 Please don't. It'll just be business. 56 00:05:23,493 --> 00:05:25,456 Oh, you're right. It's the office. 57 00:05:27,233 --> 00:05:29,734 Oh, I should get it. 58 00:05:29,809 --> 00:05:32,338 Mm-Mmm. 59 00:05:32,411 --> 00:05:33,811 Hello. Hey. 60 00:05:37,453 --> 00:05:40,222 Your ambition can wait. 61 00:05:40,288 --> 00:05:44,329 Now, what you should take is me. 62 00:05:47,842 --> 00:05:50,001 You big thief. 63 00:05:50,076 --> 00:05:52,848 Weren't you supposed to give this to me? 64 00:05:52,914 --> 00:05:54,881 I forgot all about that. 65 00:05:54,957 --> 00:05:57,686 "Dear lonnie, now that you're finally here in London, 66 00:05:57,763 --> 00:06:01,224 "you must come to the house for dinner tomorrow at 6:30 if that's convenient. 67 00:06:01,299 --> 00:06:04,071 Regards, John Squales." 68 00:06:04,133 --> 00:06:06,333 Who's John Squales? 69 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:08,981 He's our solicitor, lawyer, here in London. 70 00:06:09,046 --> 00:06:11,813 We worked together on the betton steel merger. 71 00:06:11,891 --> 00:06:14,951 He said that I was uncommonly bright. 72 00:06:15,024 --> 00:06:17,197 He actually used the word "uncommonly"? 73 00:06:17,261 --> 00:06:20,802 I may have added that last bit, 74 00:06:20,867 --> 00:06:23,068 but he did say that I was smart. 75 00:06:23,142 --> 00:06:27,113 Rumor has it that he's the next head of the executive committee. 76 00:06:27,180 --> 00:06:29,879 You ok about having dinner with him tomorrow? 77 00:06:29,956 --> 00:06:33,027 It'd be tonight. He sent that yesterday. 78 00:06:33,090 --> 00:06:34,889 Oh, crap. 79 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,336 Oh. Battery low. 80 00:06:38,403 --> 00:06:40,472 I just charged you, you sucker. 81 00:06:41,129 --> 00:06:43,056 What are you gonna tell him? 82 00:06:43,131 --> 00:06:44,659 We're coming. 83 00:06:45,035 --> 00:06:47,164 It's our honeymoon. 84 00:06:47,239 --> 00:06:48,996 Can't we be alone? 85 00:06:49,070 --> 00:06:52,041 Please, there's not a chance he's still expecting us. 86 00:06:52,108 --> 00:06:54,974 Hey, John. Lonnie Freeman. 87 00:06:55,050 --> 00:06:59,183 You're not gonna believe this. I just got your note. 88 00:06:59,256 --> 00:07:01,017 Listen. About dinner tonight. 89 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:05,164 You saved us a spot. 90 00:07:08,204 --> 00:07:09,933 Great. Sure. Fire away. 91 00:07:13,041 --> 00:07:15,812 Right. Right. A cab to Crouch End. 92 00:07:29,572 --> 00:07:31,367 No, no, no. It sounds really simple. 93 00:07:31,443 --> 00:07:33,411 I'll see you at 6:30. 94 00:07:34,578 --> 00:07:36,347 Talk to you, too. 95 00:07:39,687 --> 00:07:41,056 You're gonna love him. 96 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:45,793 Crouch End? 97 00:07:45,868 --> 00:07:47,836 That's an ugly name. 98 00:07:57,516 --> 00:07:58,916 You owe me. 99 00:07:58,988 --> 00:08:00,057 Big time. 100 00:08:00,121 --> 00:08:01,159 Yeah. 101 00:08:01,224 --> 00:08:03,093 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 102 00:08:04,872 --> 00:08:06,699 I need the ladies room. 103 00:08:06,773 --> 00:08:09,072 - They call it the "loo" here. - Oh! 104 00:08:09,135 --> 00:08:10,573 It's over there. 105 00:08:10,641 --> 00:08:12,237 Ok. 106 00:08:20,026 --> 00:08:21,522 You know what I was thinking? 107 00:08:21,599 --> 00:08:23,327 At the rate we're spending money, 108 00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:25,401 I'm gonna have to work until I'm 90? 109 00:08:27,068 --> 00:08:29,066 No. No. I was thinking 110 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:31,339 that if you thought we had time, 111 00:08:31,414 --> 00:08:34,144 maybe we could go back to the hotel and renew our wedding vows. 112 00:08:34,218 --> 00:08:35,548 Which vows? 113 00:08:35,623 --> 00:08:38,953 The ones that go "I do you, you do me till death do us part." 114 00:08:39,028 --> 00:08:40,454 - Oh, those vows. - Uh-huh. 115 00:08:40,532 --> 00:08:41,958 I love those vows. 116 00:08:42,032 --> 00:08:43,131 Yo! 117 00:08:44,668 --> 00:08:45,796 Excuse me. 118 00:08:45,871 --> 00:08:47,599 What can I do for you, man? 119 00:08:47,672 --> 00:08:50,244 My wife and I are trying to figure out how long it'll take us to get somewhere. 120 00:08:50,306 --> 00:08:51,804 Where is it you wanna go? 121 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:52,947 Grand hotel. 122 00:08:53,013 --> 00:08:55,580 This time a day, with traffic, 30 minutes. 123 00:08:55,655 --> 00:08:57,713 Ok. And how long will it take us 124 00:08:57,791 --> 00:09:00,291 to get from the hotel to Crouch End? 125 00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:02,224 I'm sure I can't help. 126 00:09:01,377 --> 00:09:03,307 It's a place for strangers not to go. 127 00:09:03,383 --> 00:09:06,055 No. I got a friend that lives on the outskirts. 128 00:09:06,157 --> 00:09:09,892 Hear what I say, man. Don't go to Crouch End. 129 00:09:14,778 --> 00:09:16,206 What happened? 130 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:17,579 I don't know. 131 00:09:17,643 --> 00:09:20,984 I mentioned Crouch End and he got all weird on me. 132 00:09:21,051 --> 00:09:22,349 What did he say? 133 00:09:22,422 --> 00:09:25,426 Something about strangers don't go there. 134 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:28,300 Between the Jamaican accent and the reggae, 135 00:09:28,366 --> 00:09:29,865 I missed something. 136 00:09:29,881 --> 00:09:31,338 Oh. 137 00:09:31,414 --> 00:09:33,544 What do you wanna do? 138 00:09:36,523 --> 00:09:38,223 Besides that. 139 00:09:38,287 --> 00:09:40,857 We still got time. It's only a little before 5:00. 140 00:09:40,934 --> 00:09:43,593 I'll get a cab. You relax. 141 00:10:09,855 --> 00:10:13,298 We waited over 30 minutes for a cab. Isn't that a little odd? 142 00:10:13,364 --> 00:10:15,602 A pinch unusual, sir. 143 00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:18,737 Unusual? I say it's close to unheard of, my friend. 144 00:10:18,809 --> 00:10:20,680 Yes, sir. Where to then? 145 00:10:20,748 --> 00:10:22,017 Crouch End, please. 146 00:10:25,056 --> 00:10:26,627 Crouch End you say. 147 00:10:26,692 --> 00:10:27,828 Right. 148 00:10:29,035 --> 00:10:30,834 Heigh-ho for Crouch End. 149 00:10:43,595 --> 00:10:45,595 Cut it out. 150 00:10:45,672 --> 00:10:47,329 That feels too good. 151 00:10:47,404 --> 00:10:49,573 I think that's the point. 152 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,911 Stop it. What about the driver? 153 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:54,987 I tip him well, he sees nothing. 154 00:10:56,154 --> 00:10:59,498 Lonnie, anybody can see in. 155 00:11:01,065 --> 00:11:02,663 Ok. All right. 156 00:11:02,737 --> 00:11:05,540 But remember if I happen to keel over in the middle of dinner... 157 00:11:05,613 --> 00:11:07,071 Don't say that. Take it back. 158 00:11:07,147 --> 00:11:08,214 What? 159 00:11:08,278 --> 00:11:10,250 You don't joke about something like dying. 160 00:11:10,324 --> 00:11:11,721 Take it back. 161 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:15,430 Fine. I take it back. 162 00:11:15,497 --> 00:11:16,934 Good. 163 00:11:16,998 --> 00:11:19,167 Pardon me, sir. Do you have an address? 164 00:11:19,244 --> 00:11:20,803 Yeah. 165 00:11:20,877 --> 00:11:22,744 Somewhere. 166 00:11:30,098 --> 00:11:32,728 Lonnie, did you see that? 167 00:11:32,803 --> 00:11:33,830 What? 168 00:11:33,904 --> 00:11:36,776 It said "sixty lost in underground horror." 169 00:11:36,841 --> 00:11:39,040 Isn't that what they call the subway here? 170 00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:42,450 Yeah. That or the tube. Was it a crash? 171 00:11:42,524 --> 00:11:44,521 I don't know. 172 00:11:44,596 --> 00:11:47,757 Sir, was there a subway crash here recently? 173 00:11:47,834 --> 00:11:50,335 Collision, mam? None that I know of. 174 00:11:50,420 --> 00:11:51,706 Weird. 175 00:11:51,771 --> 00:11:53,773 I don't know where I put it. Did I give it to you? 176 00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:54,876 What? 177 00:11:54,951 --> 00:11:57,622 The napkin I wrote the address on. 178 00:11:57,686 --> 00:11:58,925 No. 179 00:11:58,989 --> 00:12:01,059 What's bothering you? 180 00:12:00,638 --> 00:12:01,895 That headline. 181 00:12:01,969 --> 00:12:04,169 "Sixty lost in underground horror." 182 00:12:04,246 --> 00:12:07,007 It's like sailors drowned at sea. 183 00:12:07,084 --> 00:12:11,187 Ooh! Gooseflesh. My grandma always said 184 00:12:11,263 --> 00:12:14,626 that someone was walking over what's going to be your grave. 185 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:17,433 Honey, grandma's a whacko. 186 00:12:20,342 --> 00:12:22,346 Don't be mean. 187 00:12:22,418 --> 00:12:25,292 She may be a little eccentric, 188 00:12:25,357 --> 00:12:26,856 but she's sweet. 189 00:12:26,932 --> 00:12:28,257 Think about it. 190 00:12:28,335 --> 00:12:31,405 The woman will only plant her vegetable garden 191 00:12:31,471 --> 00:12:34,141 at midnight when the moon is full. 192 00:12:34,218 --> 00:12:36,819 Sweet or not, she is not from our dimension. 193 00:12:36,883 --> 00:12:39,526 She is a little weird, isn't she? 194 00:12:39,589 --> 00:12:42,233 Pardon me, sir. Did you say "dimension"? 195 00:12:43,671 --> 00:12:46,043 Where you're going... Crouch end... 196 00:12:46,107 --> 00:12:48,809 It's a place where there's a thin spot 197 00:12:48,884 --> 00:12:50,250 is what they say. 198 00:12:50,318 --> 00:12:52,316 What the hell's a "thin spot"? 199 00:12:52,390 --> 00:12:54,993 A thin spot between what we see as our world 200 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,494 and the other. 201 00:12:56,570 --> 00:12:58,269 Uh-huh. 202 00:12:58,335 --> 00:12:59,533 "Other"? 203 00:12:59,608 --> 00:13:02,842 What the gentleman said. 204 00:13:02,918 --> 00:13:04,144 Dimensions. 205 00:13:06,123 --> 00:13:08,353 The only thin thing around here 206 00:13:08,430 --> 00:13:10,902 is his grip on reality. 207 00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:12,264 Perfect. 208 00:13:12,338 --> 00:13:15,672 Besides a low battery, I have no signal. 209 00:13:15,746 --> 00:13:18,016 All right. When we get to Crouch End, 210 00:13:18,084 --> 00:13:21,785 I'll call again and get squales' address, tell him you lost it. 211 00:13:21,862 --> 00:13:23,531 I lost it? 212 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,866 Yeah. A good lawyer never accepts blame. 213 00:13:25,942 --> 00:13:28,702 Then, baby, you're gonna be a great one. 214 00:13:31,954 --> 00:13:33,483 Finally. 215 00:14:02,658 --> 00:14:04,229 What is it? 216 00:14:05,899 --> 00:14:06,865 Nothing. 217 00:14:06,941 --> 00:14:08,440 Nothing, I guess. 218 00:14:08,505 --> 00:14:09,771 Guv. 219 00:14:09,847 --> 00:14:12,046 You're here. Crouch End. 220 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:38,973 Sir. 221 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:42,381 It's archibald, mam, but everyone calls me archie. 222 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:48,936 Archie, is Crouch End a nice place to live? 223 00:14:48,999 --> 00:14:51,974 Well, they've tried, mam. They've tried to make it nice. 224 00:14:52,047 --> 00:14:53,576 Had its own tube station once. 225 00:14:53,654 --> 00:14:55,251 EH and L railway, 226 00:14:55,317 --> 00:14:58,387 they built bridges and roads and storage areas. 227 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:02,256 But then they... 228 00:15:02,329 --> 00:15:05,731 well, let's just say they moved on. 229 00:15:05,794 --> 00:15:07,361 When was that? 230 00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:11,098 Well, they stopped using it in the late 1930s. 231 00:15:11,173 --> 00:15:12,699 Oh. Why? 232 00:15:12,777 --> 00:15:14,703 Well, they claim it was the second war, 233 00:15:14,779 --> 00:15:18,310 but that's not the real reason. 234 00:15:18,382 --> 00:15:20,011 No, no, it wasn't. 235 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,855 It was when they were making some repairs to the station platform 236 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:25,959 and...well, the story I heard 237 00:15:26,027 --> 00:15:29,264 was they found a mass grave. 238 00:15:29,331 --> 00:15:31,798 Well, London is laid out like no other city. 239 00:15:31,876 --> 00:15:35,306 More like it hatched and meandered a street pattern than it planned one. 240 00:15:35,381 --> 00:15:38,938 It's because the streets were paved over barriers. 241 00:15:39,016 --> 00:15:43,285 Barriers between what is rational and what is not. 242 00:15:43,350 --> 00:15:45,721 Crouch End was built on top of a towen. 243 00:15:45,795 --> 00:15:47,021 A town? 244 00:15:47,098 --> 00:15:48,797 No, mam. A towen. 245 00:15:48,859 --> 00:15:50,929 Towen. It's a druid word. 246 00:15:51,003 --> 00:15:54,534 Means a place of ritual sacrifice. 247 00:15:54,610 --> 00:15:56,635 Said that Crouch End rests 248 00:15:56,713 --> 00:16:00,573 on top of the druid towen of slaughter. 249 00:16:00,647 --> 00:16:01,974 So is that what they found 250 00:16:02,052 --> 00:16:04,577 when they were building the subway station? 251 00:16:04,654 --> 00:16:06,121 A druid burial ground? 252 00:16:06,185 --> 00:16:08,555 No, no, mam. The bodies they found were fresh, 253 00:16:08,631 --> 00:16:09,925 not centuries old. 254 00:16:09,991 --> 00:16:11,661 You're making this up. 255 00:16:11,733 --> 00:16:14,735 As the lord is my witness, 256 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:17,540 I'm telling you what I know to be true. 257 00:16:17,604 --> 00:16:20,903 It happened right here in slaughter towen. 258 00:16:23,253 --> 00:16:25,248 You're just being silly. 259 00:16:25,314 --> 00:16:26,712 mam. 260 00:16:26,789 --> 00:16:31,357 You asked me if Crouch End's a nice place to live. 261 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:34,264 To you it looks nice and normal. 262 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,195 But it's not what it seems. 263 00:16:36,270 --> 00:16:39,701 Now, what I told you before is true. 264 00:16:39,787 --> 00:16:44,040 This world is like being inside a huge leather ball. 265 00:16:44,112 --> 00:16:47,014 And outside the ball are other dimensions. 266 00:16:47,088 --> 00:16:49,718 And there are scuffs, nicks in the leather 267 00:16:49,793 --> 00:16:52,020 that make the thin spots. 268 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:55,726 And every once in a while, the leather rips 269 00:16:55,799 --> 00:16:57,930 right through the thin part. 270 00:16:58,004 --> 00:17:01,666 It's then the other dimension pours in 271 00:17:01,739 --> 00:17:05,208 and breathes and lusts... 272 00:17:05,273 --> 00:17:07,213 right here in Crouch End. 273 00:17:09,721 --> 00:17:12,380 You and your husband shouldn't be here. 274 00:17:19,037 --> 00:17:21,192 Yeah, pot roast sounds fine. 275 00:17:21,268 --> 00:17:22,937 I like pot roast. 276 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:27,102 I don't see any reason we shouldn't be there by 6:30. 277 00:17:27,354 --> 00:17:29,780 Yeah, I mean, I've got... 278 00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:39,136 Ecch. 279 00:17:41,444 --> 00:17:43,201 Ugh. Ecch. 280 00:18:18,126 --> 00:18:21,365 Ok. Got Squales' address. 281 00:18:26,378 --> 00:18:27,734 Where's the cab? 282 00:18:27,808 --> 00:18:29,504 I don't know. 283 00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:32,077 Aw, man. It's 10 after 6:00 already. 284 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:34,280 What did he do, just up and leave? 285 00:18:34,348 --> 00:18:35,684 Did you pay him? 286 00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:38,345 No. There was still 12.50 on the meter. 287 00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:41,121 Hey, kids! 288 00:18:43,527 --> 00:18:45,425 Hel-lo. 289 00:18:46,803 --> 00:18:49,158 Hey, I'm talking to you two. 290 00:18:51,109 --> 00:18:52,733 You American, sir? 291 00:18:52,807 --> 00:18:54,137 Yeah. 292 00:18:54,210 --> 00:18:57,241 There was a cab over here. Did you see where it went? 293 00:18:57,313 --> 00:18:59,612 Bugger off, Joe! 294 00:19:00,818 --> 00:19:03,377 Sir! Sir! Sir! 295 00:19:09,259 --> 00:19:11,628 I guess some of the kids in Crouch End 296 00:19:11,694 --> 00:19:13,560 aren't too crazy about Americans. 297 00:19:13,633 --> 00:19:15,332 Rude little brats. 298 00:19:15,395 --> 00:19:17,794 Did you see that little boy's hand, though. 299 00:19:17,871 --> 00:19:19,536 Poor thing. 300 00:19:19,603 --> 00:19:22,598 Hon, looks like we hike. 301 00:19:22,674 --> 00:19:25,475 I'm not sure I want to. 302 00:19:25,549 --> 00:19:27,805 What if those kids went to get their big brothers? 303 00:19:27,883 --> 00:19:30,048 Well, there isn't much else we can do. 304 00:19:30,116 --> 00:19:33,312 The street's not exactly overflowing with taxis, is it? 305 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,718 That was so odd that he just left. 306 00:19:35,789 --> 00:19:38,720 He seemed nice. A little creepy, but nice. 307 00:19:38,794 --> 00:19:41,725 The cabbie was weird was what he was. 308 00:19:41,798 --> 00:19:42,867 Oh. 309 00:19:42,930 --> 00:19:44,024 Dimensions. 310 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,169 Thin spots. Honestly. 311 00:19:50,611 --> 00:19:54,211 Did I say it was a left on Petrie or a right? 312 00:19:54,283 --> 00:19:56,409 Geez, Lonnie, I don't remember. 313 00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:59,446 Why don't you just call Squales and have him meet us? 314 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:02,748 No. Him thinking I can't follow simple directions 315 00:20:02,823 --> 00:20:04,991 will not help my career. 316 00:20:05,058 --> 00:20:07,594 What is it with guys and directions that they can never ask? 317 00:20:07,661 --> 00:20:08,895 What's that about? 318 00:20:08,962 --> 00:20:11,029 First of all, 319 00:20:11,105 --> 00:20:13,701 I'd ask for directions if I was lost. 320 00:20:13,769 --> 00:20:14,963 But I'm not. 321 00:20:15,037 --> 00:20:17,639 I'm just trying to figure things out. 322 00:20:17,714 --> 00:20:20,912 Secondly, I grew up in a city. 323 00:20:20,975 --> 00:20:23,414 I'm hard-wired for direction. 324 00:20:23,479 --> 00:20:24,576 What? 325 00:20:24,649 --> 00:20:26,948 Anyone born and raised in a city 326 00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:29,350 has a built-in sort of guidance system 327 00:20:29,426 --> 00:20:32,423 which always leads them to promised land. 328 00:20:32,488 --> 00:20:33,486 Oh. 329 00:20:33,562 --> 00:20:35,328 Oh. 330 00:20:35,396 --> 00:20:38,333 But, baby, you grew up in Madison, Wisconsin, 331 00:20:38,399 --> 00:20:39,765 not Manhattan. 332 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,066 And that is hardly a city. 333 00:20:41,139 --> 00:20:43,738 A city is a city, Doris, 334 00:20:43,803 --> 00:20:46,573 and we're not lost. 335 00:20:46,647 --> 00:20:49,645 Um, baby, 336 00:20:49,711 --> 00:20:52,681 would you just go into that police station 337 00:20:52,754 --> 00:20:55,755 and ask them directions to brass butt lane? 338 00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:57,002 Please. For me. 339 00:20:58,282 --> 00:20:59,445 Ok. 340 00:20:59,513 --> 00:21:02,713 And it's brass end, not brass butt. 341 00:21:02,786 --> 00:21:04,816 - Ok. - Wait here. 342 00:21:19,648 --> 00:21:21,046 Hello. 343 00:21:25,598 --> 00:21:26,827 Hello? 344 00:21:39,485 --> 00:21:41,080 Anybody here? 345 00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:02,190 Don't do that. You scared me. 346 00:22:02,267 --> 00:22:03,722 Doris, relax. 347 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,767 There's no one here, ok? 348 00:22:05,831 --> 00:22:07,598 You're making me jumpy. 349 00:22:09,307 --> 00:22:11,137 Did you get directions? 350 00:22:11,211 --> 00:22:13,783 Yeah. I messed up on Hillfield. 351 00:22:13,847 --> 00:22:16,646 It was a right, not a left, on Petrie. 352 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,589 No, we made a right on Petrie. 353 00:22:18,653 --> 00:22:20,192 No, I don't think so. 354 00:22:20,257 --> 00:22:21,695 Yeah, Lonnie, we made... 355 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:25,032 Honey. Let's not be late for dinner. 356 00:22:30,977 --> 00:22:35,882 Nice area. I love this style of architecture. 357 00:22:35,957 --> 00:22:37,082 Yeah. 358 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:40,428 Reminds me of Alaska. 359 00:22:40,494 --> 00:22:44,638 Can't you just see the sled dogs frolicking in the snow, 360 00:22:44,701 --> 00:22:47,743 little ice balls clinging to their fur? 361 00:22:47,808 --> 00:22:48,805 What? 362 00:22:48,879 --> 00:22:51,348 Oh, you're back. I missed you. 363 00:22:51,414 --> 00:22:53,182 Lonnie, this isn't funny. 364 00:22:55,593 --> 00:22:58,021 All that stuff from the cabbie, does it really bother you? 365 00:22:58,095 --> 00:22:59,164 Yeah, it does. 366 00:22:59,226 --> 00:23:00,868 Everything around here is creepy. 367 00:23:00,930 --> 00:23:01,898 - Creepy. - Yeah. 368 00:23:01,974 --> 00:23:04,973 I see. 369 00:23:05,037 --> 00:23:08,411 Doris, there's something that you should know. 370 00:23:08,486 --> 00:23:10,183 In all fairness, 371 00:23:10,246 --> 00:23:13,390 it's something that I should have told you before we were married. 372 00:23:13,452 --> 00:23:17,023 I'm not just a lawyer. 373 00:23:17,099 --> 00:23:18,426 I have another job. 374 00:23:18,502 --> 00:23:21,502 It's a really important one. 375 00:23:21,570 --> 00:23:24,867 It's actually more like another life altogether. 376 00:23:24,943 --> 00:23:28,845 In the vast world of darkness, 377 00:23:28,923 --> 00:23:31,149 I am better known as... 378 00:23:31,227 --> 00:23:34,287 Lonnie, the creep slayer. 379 00:23:35,996 --> 00:23:37,592 You are such a jerk. 380 00:23:37,668 --> 00:23:40,699 Perhaps, but it was you who summoned me. 381 00:23:40,774 --> 00:23:41,799 Mm-Hmm. 382 00:23:41,874 --> 00:23:46,076 Now, where are these creeps who menace you? 383 00:23:46,151 --> 00:23:49,052 I am walking next to the biggest one. 384 00:23:49,118 --> 00:23:53,360 Ah. Obviously the creeps' leader. 385 00:23:53,426 --> 00:23:55,765 Formidable, evil, 386 00:23:55,829 --> 00:24:00,503 but undeniably handsome and uncommonly bright. 387 00:24:00,579 --> 00:24:02,107 You are uncommonly something. 388 00:24:02,182 --> 00:24:03,237 - Yes. - Uh-Huh. 389 00:24:07,950 --> 00:24:10,020 I think he lives somewhere near here. 390 00:24:15,464 --> 00:24:17,664 - Did you hear that? - Mm-Hmm. 391 00:24:21,345 --> 00:24:22,814 No. Lonnie, don't. 392 00:24:22,877 --> 00:24:24,916 What do you mean don't? Someone could be hurt. 393 00:24:24,983 --> 00:24:26,920 Let's just see if they need help. 394 00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:37,502 That's strange. 395 00:24:37,574 --> 00:24:39,145 What is that? 396 00:24:39,207 --> 00:24:42,981 Must have been a crash or something. 397 00:24:45,420 --> 00:24:48,019 No. Lonnie, please don't. 398 00:24:48,096 --> 00:24:51,125 If someone's hurt, I should take a look. 399 00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:53,198 Remember what I read and what I saw? 400 00:24:53,273 --> 00:24:55,672 About "Sixty lost in underground horror"? 401 00:24:55,740 --> 00:24:57,637 Maybe we were being warned about this. 402 00:24:57,713 --> 00:24:59,741 - That was about a subway. - No, it wasn't. 403 00:24:59,815 --> 00:25:00,881 - Archie said... - Archie? 404 00:25:00,947 --> 00:25:03,017 - Who the hell is archie? - The cabdriver. 405 00:25:03,092 --> 00:25:04,919 What if that is a thin spot? 406 00:25:04,993 --> 00:25:07,153 He said that they have them in Crouch End. 407 00:25:07,227 --> 00:25:10,359 An underground place where things rupture 408 00:25:10,434 --> 00:25:11,933 and cross over. 409 00:25:12,006 --> 00:25:14,165 "Rupture and cross over"? 410 00:25:14,242 --> 00:25:17,342 Oh, honey. He just got your imagination going. 411 00:25:17,416 --> 00:25:19,714 No, he didn't. 412 00:25:19,780 --> 00:25:21,819 I'll just be a minute. 413 00:25:25,894 --> 00:25:27,660 Lonnie, please. 414 00:25:27,735 --> 00:25:29,495 Please come back. 415 00:25:32,204 --> 00:25:33,602 Ah, there's another trail. 416 00:25:33,678 --> 00:25:36,678 This thing goes off around the side of the house. 417 00:25:38,012 --> 00:25:42,056 Damn. Whatever this stuff is, it's sticky. 418 00:25:43,365 --> 00:25:45,922 There's another hole. 419 00:25:45,998 --> 00:25:47,667 Be careful. 420 00:25:47,734 --> 00:25:49,370 Yeah. 421 00:25:49,291 --> 00:25:52,592 There's something down there. 422 00:25:55,874 --> 00:25:58,075 Help! 423 00:25:59,983 --> 00:26:01,750 Lonnie! 424 00:26:05,093 --> 00:26:07,489 Lonnie, I'm coming! Hold on! 425 00:26:07,567 --> 00:26:09,066 Doris! 426 00:26:24,728 --> 00:26:26,158 Lonnie! 427 00:26:26,234 --> 00:26:29,032 Doris, help! 428 00:26:29,108 --> 00:26:31,235 Lonnie. 429 00:26:42,436 --> 00:26:43,391 Lonnie! 430 00:26:48,204 --> 00:26:50,102 Doris, run. 431 00:26:53,888 --> 00:26:55,784 Ahh! 432 00:26:55,861 --> 00:26:56,986 Run. 433 00:26:57,061 --> 00:26:58,461 Run! 434 00:27:02,032 --> 00:27:04,169 Come on. 435 00:27:12,453 --> 00:27:14,490 Stop, stop, stop, stop. I can't keep up. 436 00:27:14,555 --> 00:27:16,024 You have to stick with me, Doris. 437 00:27:16,097 --> 00:27:17,659 I am. 438 00:27:17,733 --> 00:27:19,502 Where are we? 439 00:27:19,566 --> 00:27:21,906 Crouch Lane and Norris Road. 440 00:27:21,972 --> 00:27:24,941 Wherever the hell that is. 441 00:27:25,015 --> 00:27:27,446 Idiots can't even spell "town." 442 00:27:27,522 --> 00:27:29,950 No. That's a druid word. 443 00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:32,056 I don't recognize anything. 444 00:27:32,130 --> 00:27:34,989 Lost my jacket, too. That's a hell of a note. 445 00:27:35,065 --> 00:27:37,035 No, you took it off. 446 00:27:37,098 --> 00:27:39,199 Lonnie, it was covered in goo. You didn't lose it. 447 00:27:39,275 --> 00:27:42,573 I didn't take it off. I lost it. That's all. 448 00:27:42,651 --> 00:27:44,209 Lonnie, what happened? 449 00:27:44,283 --> 00:27:46,354 What was on the other side of the hedge? 450 00:27:46,415 --> 00:27:48,356 Nothing. I don't wanna talk about it. 451 00:27:48,423 --> 00:27:49,688 Lonnie, talk to me. 452 00:27:49,764 --> 00:27:52,464 I don't remember. It's all a blank. 453 00:27:52,531 --> 00:27:55,902 We were there. We heard a sound. 454 00:27:55,977 --> 00:27:59,607 And I was running. That's all I remember. 455 00:27:59,681 --> 00:28:01,884 Why would I throw my jacket away? 456 00:28:01,949 --> 00:28:03,617 I liked that one. 457 00:28:03,692 --> 00:28:06,721 After all, it did match my pants. 458 00:28:09,604 --> 00:28:11,961 Ok, we have to get out of here. 459 00:28:12,037 --> 00:28:15,340 No. No, we're going to John Squales' for dinner. I promised. 460 00:28:15,413 --> 00:28:17,472 Baby, we don't even know where he lives. 461 00:28:17,548 --> 00:28:19,147 Why don't we just go back to the hotel 462 00:28:19,220 --> 00:28:20,347 And we can call him from there. 463 00:28:20,424 --> 00:28:22,781 Break a promise? I don't think so. 464 00:28:22,856 --> 00:28:24,758 Fine. Then call him. Tell him to come and get us. 465 00:28:24,830 --> 00:28:26,862 I don't remember his number. It was 5... 466 00:28:26,937 --> 00:28:28,936 It'll be in your cell phone. 467 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,038 Now, there's a good idea. 468 00:28:33,450 --> 00:28:36,749 Oh! I never did get this thing charged. 469 00:28:39,188 --> 00:28:40,787 Got it. 470 00:28:40,861 --> 00:28:44,465 He's got to be there. He's saving a place for us. 471 00:28:44,531 --> 00:28:47,930 John, thank god. It's Lonnie. 472 00:28:48,006 --> 00:28:49,336 Yes. 473 00:28:49,410 --> 00:28:50,878 That's just it, John. 474 00:28:50,943 --> 00:28:52,983 I'm having a bit of trouble finding you. 475 00:28:53,048 --> 00:28:54,684 John? 476 00:28:56,594 --> 00:28:57,991 John? 477 00:28:59,005 --> 00:29:01,141 Why would he put me on hold? 478 00:29:01,207 --> 00:29:03,603 Is the phone dead? 479 00:29:03,677 --> 00:29:04,606 Dead? 480 00:29:04,681 --> 00:29:06,807 It's dead. The phone's dead. 481 00:29:06,883 --> 00:29:08,977 It can't be. 482 00:29:18,994 --> 00:29:20,489 Where are you going? 483 00:29:20,563 --> 00:29:22,761 John's place. For dinner. 484 00:29:22,827 --> 00:29:26,022 Forget John. This is wrong. 485 00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:28,067 Everything about this is wrong. 486 00:29:28,130 --> 00:29:30,696 I just wanna get in a cab and go now. 487 00:29:30,775 --> 00:29:33,031 How can we do that, Doris? 488 00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:35,201 How can we go back to the hotel 489 00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:36,705 when we are lost? 490 00:29:47,446 --> 00:29:50,146 Or maybe... 491 00:29:50,219 --> 00:29:53,286 maybe it's more like we're trapped. 492 00:29:58,728 --> 00:30:01,654 Crouch End was east... 493 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:05,357 to the hotel. 494 00:30:05,433 --> 00:30:09,063 So if we go west... 495 00:30:09,138 --> 00:30:11,466 we'll go back to the hotel. 496 00:30:11,538 --> 00:30:15,366 That means that we have to go back... 497 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:19,012 that means we have to go back the way we came. 498 00:30:19,074 --> 00:30:21,014 No, it'll be all right. 499 00:30:21,079 --> 00:30:23,344 Baby, we're gonna be all right. 500 00:30:23,421 --> 00:30:25,216 Come on. 501 00:30:25,281 --> 00:30:26,749 Come on. 502 00:30:46,899 --> 00:30:48,294 Are you all right? 503 00:30:48,372 --> 00:30:51,199 I'm a little tired is all. 504 00:30:51,274 --> 00:30:53,770 Me, too. We need to keep walking. 505 00:30:53,846 --> 00:30:57,904 What do we tell them back at the hotel about what happened? 506 00:30:57,979 --> 00:30:59,946 Don't say anything. 507 00:31:00,013 --> 00:31:02,307 Well, honey, look at us. They're going to ask. 508 00:31:02,385 --> 00:31:04,679 You can't say anything about what happened. 509 00:31:04,754 --> 00:31:07,052 It'd only make it worse. 510 00:31:07,116 --> 00:31:08,553 Ok. 511 00:31:08,620 --> 00:31:11,318 Promise me you won't tell what happened. 512 00:31:11,391 --> 00:31:13,088 I promise. 513 00:31:13,164 --> 00:31:14,859 I promise. 514 00:31:26,875 --> 00:31:28,831 I won't go this way. 515 00:31:28,907 --> 00:31:31,475 Lonnie, it's the shortest way back to the hotel. 516 00:31:31,539 --> 00:31:33,305 No. 517 00:31:33,980 --> 00:31:35,176 Lonnie. 518 00:31:37,216 --> 00:31:40,341 I won't go this way! 519 00:31:43,589 --> 00:31:45,989 We'll try this street. 520 00:31:46,053 --> 00:31:48,288 We'll see if this takes us back. 521 00:31:48,353 --> 00:31:51,054 Come on. Let's try this way. 522 00:32:00,006 --> 00:32:01,631 I was thinking... 523 00:32:01,707 --> 00:32:04,662 And that's all I'm doing is thinking. 524 00:32:04,738 --> 00:32:07,066 If the cabdriver was right 525 00:32:07,142 --> 00:32:09,068 about these rips in the thin spots 526 00:32:09,143 --> 00:32:12,071 Which allows things to happen, 527 00:32:12,144 --> 00:32:15,215 then they'd have to go away, too. 528 00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,047 They couldn't be permanent, 529 00:32:17,121 --> 00:32:20,576 or weird things would be happening all the time, right? 530 00:32:19,593 --> 00:32:22,726 So maybe... 531 00:32:22,801 --> 00:32:25,472 they've come and gone. 532 00:32:25,540 --> 00:32:27,939 Maybe everything's normal now. 533 00:32:28,016 --> 00:32:30,384 Where are all the people, Doris? 534 00:32:38,710 --> 00:32:40,710 The clock tower. 535 00:32:40,775 --> 00:32:42,874 I saw that. 536 00:32:42,952 --> 00:32:45,623 In the cab on the way in. 537 00:34:38,225 --> 00:34:39,454 Lonnie? 538 00:34:43,641 --> 00:34:45,841 Aah! 539 00:34:45,916 --> 00:34:49,246 We have to go. You promised. 540 00:34:50,987 --> 00:34:51,954 Lonnie, let me go! 541 00:34:52,693 --> 00:34:53,959 Lonnie, let me go!!! 542 00:34:55,198 --> 00:34:56,667 Stop it. What are you doing? 543 00:34:56,742 --> 00:34:59,504 We have to stay together like we promised. It's the only way. 544 00:35:13,710 --> 00:35:15,482 Why did you slap me? 545 00:35:27,075 --> 00:35:29,973 God, I'm so sorry, Doris. 546 00:35:30,050 --> 00:35:33,884 I don't know what's happening to me. 547 00:35:39,142 --> 00:35:40,401 I'm scared, Lonnie. 548 00:35:40,474 --> 00:35:42,475 Me, too. 549 00:35:57,186 --> 00:36:01,252 Did you hear that? The cars? 550 00:36:01,325 --> 00:36:04,058 We must be near traffic. 551 00:36:05,133 --> 00:36:06,835 Let's go. 552 00:36:18,395 --> 00:36:21,067 Lonnie, did you see that? 553 00:36:21,143 --> 00:36:23,976 Did you see the cab right up ahead? 554 00:36:34,174 --> 00:36:36,035 Lonnie. 555 00:36:36,107 --> 00:36:38,038 Lonnie, come back! 556 00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:40,484 Lonnie, please, come back! 557 00:36:40,549 --> 00:36:42,520 Lonnie! 558 00:36:47,604 --> 00:36:48,364 Lonnie! 559 00:36:56,788 --> 00:36:57,755 Lonnie, come back! 560 00:36:57,832 --> 00:36:59,989 I know the way out of here! 561 00:37:00,064 --> 00:37:01,967 Please, I wanna go! 562 00:37:03,104 --> 00:37:05,776 No, Doris. 563 00:37:05,851 --> 00:37:07,108 It's this way. 564 00:37:07,182 --> 00:37:09,212 I've seen the other side. 565 00:37:09,287 --> 00:37:12,118 You're wrong. It's the other way. 566 00:37:14,168 --> 00:37:17,033 You promised not to leave me. 567 00:37:17,106 --> 00:37:19,408 You promised me. 568 00:37:30,220 --> 00:37:32,215 You said you loved me. 569 00:37:38,615 --> 00:37:40,205 Doris. 570 00:38:25,536 --> 00:38:27,996 Give us a cigarette, love. 571 00:39:06,643 --> 00:39:08,433 Lonnie! 572 00:39:10,861 --> 00:39:13,121 Lonnie, answer me! 573 00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:17,214 Cthulu kryon. 574 00:39:21,540 --> 00:39:23,369 Yogsoggoth. 575 00:39:25,129 --> 00:39:27,191 R'yeleh. 576 00:39:27,267 --> 00:39:30,154 Nrtesn nyarlahotep. 577 00:39:30,221 --> 00:39:31,951 Lonnie! 578 00:39:46,021 --> 00:39:47,077 It's the American woman. 579 00:39:47,149 --> 00:39:48,513 She's lost. 580 00:39:48,577 --> 00:39:49,868 Lost her husband. 581 00:39:49,943 --> 00:39:51,036 Lost her way. 582 00:39:51,112 --> 00:39:52,602 Found the darker way. 583 00:39:52,666 --> 00:39:55,596 The road that leads into the funnel. 584 00:39:55,663 --> 00:39:56,695 Lost her hope. 585 00:39:56,759 --> 00:39:59,946 Found the whistler from the stars. 586 00:40:00,020 --> 00:40:02,213 Eater of dimensions. 587 00:40:02,286 --> 00:40:04,107 The blind piper. 588 00:40:06,276 --> 00:40:07,969 Where's my husband? 589 00:40:09,791 --> 00:40:11,830 He's gone beneath. 590 00:40:12,455 --> 00:40:15,000 Gone to the goat with a thousand young. 591 00:40:15,075 --> 00:40:16,877 What have you done with him? 592 00:40:16,894 --> 00:40:18,852 He couldn't well not go, could he? 593 00:40:19,357 --> 00:40:22,135 The mark was on him. 594 00:40:22,408 --> 00:40:23,252 You'll go too. 595 00:40:42,493 --> 00:40:46,409 Dor-is! 596 00:40:48,041 --> 00:40:49,701 You made it, baby. 597 00:40:49,778 --> 00:40:51,728 You kept your promise. 598 00:40:51,804 --> 00:40:54,091 Now we'll stay together... 599 00:40:54,167 --> 00:40:55,391 forever. 600 00:41:25,157 --> 00:41:26,320 Aah! 601 00:42:05,504 --> 00:42:08,622 What in the name... 602 00:42:11,193 --> 00:42:14,479 Can you help me? I need the police. 603 00:42:14,544 --> 00:42:16,736 What happened then, lovey? 604 00:42:16,810 --> 00:42:19,368 You look like you've been put through a wringer, you do. 605 00:42:19,432 --> 00:42:20,466 Car accident? 606 00:42:21,529 --> 00:42:23,259 The street opened up. 607 00:42:26,756 --> 00:42:28,476 They took my husband. 608 00:42:28,553 --> 00:42:30,871 It's happened again. 609 00:42:30,947 --> 00:42:33,896 The station's down there. 610 00:42:33,971 --> 00:42:36,591 There's globes hanging in the front. 611 00:42:36,827 --> 00:42:38,746 We don't want you near us, 612 00:42:38,820 --> 00:42:40,736 not if you've been to slaughter towen. 613 00:43:07,270 --> 00:43:09,954 Careful, mam. It's bloody hot. 614 00:43:10,516 --> 00:43:12,046 You were saying? 615 00:43:13,972 --> 00:43:17,085 My husband is... 616 00:43:17,159 --> 00:43:18,678 lost. 617 00:43:18,752 --> 00:43:21,237 He's missing. 618 00:43:21,309 --> 00:43:23,824 Here in Crouch End? 619 00:43:23,900 --> 00:43:25,446 Yes. 620 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:27,438 Happened today? 621 00:43:30,134 --> 00:43:33,153 Why do you keep asking me the same questions? 622 00:43:33,221 --> 00:43:35,345 I've already told you what happened. 623 00:43:39,791 --> 00:43:41,551 Terribly sorry, mam. 624 00:43:41,624 --> 00:43:44,406 He's really not so bad. Are you, Lonnie? 625 00:43:47,727 --> 00:43:49,317 What did you say? 626 00:43:49,393 --> 00:43:52,802 Oh, I was just talking to the cat, mam. 627 00:43:52,876 --> 00:43:54,394 Say it again. 628 00:43:54,470 --> 00:43:57,880 I was just saying that he's really not so bad. 629 00:43:57,957 --> 00:43:59,146 Who? 630 00:43:59,208 --> 00:44:00,769 Lonnie. 631 00:44:00,842 --> 00:44:03,855 We named the cat Lonnie. We found him as a stray. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net